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The Reificant: Collapse

Friday, February 10, 2012 by @Reificant

The story of the Reificant continues as its civilization falls into ruin.

Look out, ladies! The Pigman Cometh!

Life Tips from an Extreme Couponing Spouse
02.09.12: by Bobservo
Examine the other side of an extreme couponing partnership, straight from the husband's mouth.
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Dear Mr. Mayor: Please Do Something About the Pirate Ghosts
02.08.12: by Livestock
Dear Mr. Mayor, I've been trying very hard to see the positives of having a crew of murderous ghost pirates sailing around town in a ship that can move through solid objects and cannot be damaged by bullets. I've thought long and I've thought hard, Mr. Mayor. The simple fact is I don't see any good coming out of this situation.
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The Shaggy Butte Downtown Dreams Festival
02.07.12: by Dannymanic
It’s almost that time of year again, Shaggy Butters: the 19th annual Downtown Dreams Festival will be taking over the Shaggy Butte Plaza! As always, we’ve got a stellar schedule of fine art, food, local vendors, rock music and fun. Best of all, we’ve got the best lineup of big-ticket headliners Downtown Dreams has ever seen.
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Mitt Romney, Please Shut Up About the Olympics
02.06.12: by Elpintogrande
Mitt Romney is given a crash course in shutting the hell up about saving the 2002 Winter Olympics.
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Historical Figure Hats / British Judge Wigs! Photoshop Phriday
Hats? On people?! Wigs? On judges?! Whatever, weirdos.
Aliens Unlimited: Galaxy Guide (1997) WTF, D&D!?
Steve and Zack encounter unknown creatures in Palladium's guide to Aliens Unlimited.
Republican Primary Ads! Comedy Goldmine
The SA forum goons approved these messages.
The Man Who Doesn't Know How To Sit Casually The Flash Tub
Just sit casually.
Chronicle; Journey 2: The Mysterious Island; Big Miracle; The Woman in Black Current Releases
We're spanning the genres this week.
There's Still Room For Mass Effect 3 To Seem Even Dumber Video Game Article
Perhaps BioWare should hire Derek Smart.
Supervillains in Politics! Photoshop Phriday
Can you imagine a world in which politicans are evil? Kinda messed up, but the Goons give it a shot.
Susan G. Komen: Always the Worst Features / Articles
From KFC breast cancer buckets to bullying small charities, Susan G. Komen has never been good.