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I am the Techno Pope

This ain't your grandpappy's Young Pope. This is the new Techno Pope.

The Pizza Promise
01-05-2017 by The Positive Pizza Hut Propagandist
If you don't enter our stores with a gun full of bullets and a brain full of unhinged questions, we'll serve you with a smile.
Perfect Insults to Annihilate Fantasy Creatures You Encounter in Everyday Life
01-04-2017 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
"Hey jackass! Here's a free tip: When you donate a bunch of new toys to charity, take the store tags off!"
Tips for Heading Back to Work After the Holidays
01-03-2017 by Ian "Salmon Season" Golding
Important techniques for anyone returning from an extended vacation.
"Why Are All The Droids In The Star Wars Universe A-Holes?" by YouTube's "Dirty" Frank Torlinson
01-02-2017 by Former Vine/Current YouTube Star “Dirty” Frank Torlinson
Rate and subscribe, you cucks!
Donald Trump is Going to Make Prog Rock Great Again
12-30-2016 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Some people claim Trump's rise will bring back comedy or punk rock. Wrong! He's bringing back prog rock, baby!

Titanic: The Legend Goes On
Reviews [Movies]
Rapping dogs, mariachi mice, massive copyright infringement? Must be another Italian Titanic anime!
Ankara Terrorist Fun!
Photoshop Phriday
Too soon? Eh, it's probably fine. Post article
Mammograms!
Comedy Goldmine
Please remember to get regular cancer screenings.
Idakoos T-Shirts 2016! [Part 2]
Photoshop Phriday
The perfect, uh, New Years gift for the [NOUN] in your life!
Know Your Lord of the Rings Online Skills
Video Game Article
A timely skill guide for 2007's hottest MMO not named Tabula Rasa.
Sexual Double Bill!
Comedy Goldmine
Congratulations! Here are some jokes about sex stuff.
Idakoos T-Shirts 2016! [Part 1]
Photoshop Phriday
The perfect Christmas gift for the [NOUN] in your life!
I Took Two One A Day Men's And Now I'm Fucking Unstoppable
Comedy Goldmine
Please don't try these at home.