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Sports Rulebook Madness

Saturday, May 19, 2012 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

In an ongoing effort to keep their products safe, fair, and enjoyable, professional sports leagues update their rulebooks every year. These changes don't always stick. In fact, some rules are so disastrous that they don't even last through an entire season.

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