Why I'll never mangia the pasta with a feminist
Sorry, feminists, but I will not be slurping the 'ghet and grabbing on your rack in the hot tub I made in my PT Cruiser.
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Proposed Alternatives to Obamacare
Critics of Obamacare claim that it's unconstitutional, increases the national debt and imposes too many costs on businesses. But what do they propose we replace it with?
Spout.ly Drinking Fountain Reviews: Occupied Fountain
Tensions are mounting as Shaggy Butte's thirstiest gulpers have been hung out to dry. The Rug Emporium, home of the town's most popular fountain, has been taken over by foreign invaders.
Regular American Man
Me? I'm just a regular American man. I like to put in a full day of hard work in the Sisyphus Pod, pushing that ol' virtual boulder up the sloping sides of the grid bowl only for it to tumble down again.
We See You Are Running Ad Block, Motherfucker
We see you trying to block our shit. We are gonna smoke you out. You can't click our content now, motherfucker.
Total Reality
Travel back to the '80s with an American Ninja to stop a self-help book from destroying the Earth!
WikiHow Sex Works!
I read this article, and now I know what sex is! It's disgusting. You're all disgusting.
Board Game Article: Star Wars Armada Ship-Show
In which I attempt to make sense of my life by smashing plastic ships together.
How to PICK UP ANY WOMAN YOU WANT ANY TIME YOU WANT!
100% FOOLPROOF WAYS TO GET ANY WOMAN YOU WANT!
President of a Very Small Country
Declared a national bird today, but then it flew off.
Out of Reach
Ex-Post Office secret agent Steven Seagal shoots his way through Poland while wheezing heavily
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Request: Facebook anonymizer?
ITT you need to demolish a couple decrepit skyscrapers in a major city
Star Trek OHSA- Never forgetti
Is it possible to reconcile the goals of the academic left with the white working class? How?
Tell me what parts of climate change will be the biggest threats to cities
Help D&D commission a political poll!
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