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I Will Fully Repay the American People for the Throne I Use in the Pleasuredrome

Friday, Sep 29, 2017 by Tom Price, Secretary of HHS (@sexyfacts4u)

HHS Secretary Tom Price has been caught making trips to his extravagant pleasuredrome. Now he has offered to pay us back. For the one chair he sits on.

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