The Saddest Dear John Letters

Saturday, March 20, 2010 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

In the coming weeks you will find yourself espousing the virtues of termites much more than usual. Should you encounter anyone that voices an opposing viewpoint on the matter, you will defend termites angrily. Within three months, you will most likely die.

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