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The Reificant: Battle

Friday, February 3, 2012 by @Reificant

Let the Reificant's story be a warning. Let its fall prevent your own.

Funny Paperz: you can't see the comics, but it sure is ugly!

Devil Went Down to Georgia: A Court Case
02.02.12: by Thunderbeard
YOUR ACCUSATIONS HAVE GUARANTEED YOUR DESTRUCTION, ATTORNEY!!! I WILL CRUSH YOUR BODY BENEATH THE WEIGHT OF MY HELLISH LEGS!!! I WILL PERCH UPON YOUR TWISTED CORPSE AND PICK THROUGH YOUR BURSTING ABDOMEN! I'LL SWALLOW THE BONES OF YOUR LEGS AND VOMIT THEM UPON THE FACES OF YOUR CHILDREN! IN HORROR THE JURY WILL WATCH AS I … *Order in the Court!!*
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Skymall Product Reviews: Komfort Kollar
02.01.12: by Livestock
Pros: Extremely comfortable memory foam support helps you relax on long trips. Cons: Sharp hooks inside cushion dig into neck and become locked around jugular.
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How to Become an Adult Novelty Baron, Probably
01.31.12: by Docevil
I don't know a thing about business, but I think I know an idea when I see it!
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The TV Shows That Died Young
01.30.12: by Elpintogrande
Celebrate the demise of Work It with a look back at some of our favorite short-lived TV shows.
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Supervillains in Politics! Photoshop Phriday
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Susan G. Komen: Always the Worst Features / Articles
From KFC breast cancer buckets to bullying small charities, Susan G. Komen has never been good.
January 31, 2012 Twitter Tuesday
The best recent tweets you probably haven't seen yet!
The Goon Who Saved 'Manos'! Comedy Goldmine
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Tweet Show! The Flash Tub
Dramatic readings of dumb twitter tweets.
The Grey; Man on a Ledge; One For the Money; Albert Nobbs Current Releases
In the wake of the Oscar nominations, the full spectrum of film quality is right here for you.
Some Stuff We Liked in 2011 (Part 2 of 2) Garbage Day
remember 2011? there were some cool tunes back then. let's take a trip back in time ...
Fine Art Meets Awful Forum! Photoshop Phriday
Classic paintings and famous artists get a whole lot goonier.