Something Awful: The Internet Makes You Stupid

James Cameron Doesn't Even Remember What the Blue Aliens are Called

James Cameron's plans for future Avatar movies include some information about dinosaur sex he saw on the Internet.

Complete Lyrics From the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Coming Out of Their Shells Tour
08-17-2016 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Thought what fell on us was pizza / But it was ooze saying nice to meet ya
The Emotional Strain of a Dying Cell Battery
08-16-2016 by Ian "Salmon Season" Golding
The daily cycle of pain and remorse as you frantically attempt to save the last bit of juice.
The Fact That Hillary Secretly Murdered Dozens Shows She’s Ready To Lead
08-15-2016 by Asterios "President Baby" Kokkinos
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Polka Dot Flesh Secures the Treasure
08-12-2016 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
An update from the strange and majestic body horror of the Olympic Games in Rio.
The Ending to Every Gingerdead Man Movie
08-11-2016 by Jedidiah
Gingerdead Man 3: Someone punches or just sort of pokes the Gingerdead Man, exploiting his one weakness of being a man made of gingerbread.

Replace Guns With Dogs!
Photoshop Phriday
If guns were dogs, the world would be a better place. That's the premise of this one!
Computer Guy Olympics!
Comedy Goldmine
Finally, a web article all about computers...
War Between the Planets
Reviews [Movies]
Rod Jackson and his team of Italian astronaut puppets fight to stop Planet Gluten at all costs!
The Dancing Priest! [Not Dancing]
Photoshop Phriday
Listen, it doesn't really matter if you don't know who he is. Don't worry.
The Car Dealership Scene!
Comedy Goldmine
door-to-door car dealership. a salesman parks a car in front of your door until you buy it
Shocking Exposé: Quadrilateral Cowboy Is NOT A Realistic Hacking Simulation
Video Game Article
We review the beast with four lats. No, I'm pretty sure that pun works, is not a stretch.
Bot-Made Photoshops!
Photoshop Phriday
What if Luke Skywalker was Donald Trump? What if Goku was Himmler? What if I was dead?
Bad places to be in an action movie!
Comedy Goldmine
Sitting in your office running your window glass pane moving business.