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Superman is a Tool

Thursday, September 2, 2010 by Worm Miller

GARY: You know, it’s funny how you’re always in the bathroom when Superman shows up. CLARK KENT: Oh? That is kinda funny … DAVE: I think it's even funnier that whenever something scary happens, you just run away like a complete fucking pussy. (imitating Clark’s voice) Oh gee! A kitten is stuck in a tree, I better go take a shit!

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