EXPLICIT Photos From My Stint As Emma Stone's Muse/Ghost Hunter
Emma Stone was the most paranoid person I had ever met. In private she wore a full suit of medieval armor at all times, visor down.
Awful Link of the Day:
What's duller than typing code? Watching strangers code!This Week on Something Awful...
The Rings of Online Gamer Hell
Welcome to Gamer Hell, where those who committed sins in online games must pay for their crimes against noobs for eternity.
The Case Files of Supreme Detective Vladimir Putin
Russian President Vladimir Putin has sworn to personally investigate the murder of opposition leader Boris Nemtsov. In fact, Putin plans to use his expertise to solve most major crimes.
Men's Hats Ranked From Most to Least Tainted
Finding the right hat can feel like walking through a minefield for guys. Did a murderer wear your hat? Was it ruined by bros? Are you just an idiot? Find out with our authoritative ranking of bad hats.
All the So-Called 'Blatant Eroticism' in My Stories Has a Valid, In-Universe Justification
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Sky Mall Product Reviews: NIGHT GLOW Toilet Seat
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
Awful Erotic Short Fiction!
Reading is good, in general, but sometimes it's just another way to put insane porn into your body.
The Art of WikiHow!
How to Enjoy this Article: 1) CLICK on the link 2) READ the intro (optional) 3)LAUGH at the artwork!
Mission Air
Even the Armor of God won’t save you from flying missionaries, terrible banditos, or Tom Arnold!
Pop-Up Ads Throughout History!
SA takes a look back at what our ancestors from the dawn of civilization clicked on THEIR computers!
Sunless Sea
My time as a captain in Sunless Sea, plus a review of Homeworld Remastered Collection
This Ain't Your Grandpa's Garfield Generator!
Murder, suicide, lots of weird sex stuff... anything goes in this grim, Goon-made Garfield universe!
Obama Sketch Comedy!
This article contains 20 funny GIFs of Obama drawing things! The title is a little wordplay for you.
Edible Bowls! (And Inedible Edible-Bowl Makers!)
There are people in the world who have committed hardware for eating the bowls they fill with food.
