Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
Awful Link of the Day:
Winterpeg.com - Not this decade, 'Peg!This Week on Something Awful...
SkyMall Product Reviews: Peacock Goddess Sculpture
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The Men Must Pay for What They Did to the Footballs
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
Who the Hell is Buying Rolos?
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
Sniper Chris Will Make You Cheer and Then Change the Way You Think of America
That atheist professor should have kept his mouth shut around this American Sniper.
An Urgent Plea to the King of Cartoons
The Cartoon Kingdom is restless. At its heart, a mad tyrant.
Convincing People to Buy Mediocre Games, PAINTBALL MAX'D
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Super Bowl Ready TV Sports Graphics!
*Galaxies and stars explode, revealing the Sports Center logo as the center of the new universe.*
Make Sitcoms Worse!
'Sitcoms are so bad that they couldn't GET any worse haha.' 'Whoa buddy you're wrong... dead wrong!'
Pocket Products!
Not pocket-SIZED products, but actual pockets for your socks, underwear. Cover your body in pockets!
Cool things to say when you're opening the door for someone
'Let the building eat you.'
In Search of the Titanic
The Titanic Legend continues with rapping sharks, talking butt plungers, a muscle octopus, and more!
What's Riker Doing?
The SA Goons check in with a beloved character from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Where is he now?
Internet Acronyms Every Parent Should Know in 2015!
The SA Goons reveal all the latest text slang! Like 'MU@B' = Meet You @ Bog. Bogs are big this year.
