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"God of War is the realization of our collective hopes and dreams, not just as gamers, but as gamer-citizens."
I have been accused of many things and my words have been tooken out of context please forgive me and unban me from twitch + roblox.
I'm Max Martin, the Swedish songwriter behind "Baby One More Time," "I Kissed A Girl" and pretty much every hit single of the last twenty years. You might think an ear for melody like mine is a wonderful gift. But you're wrong.
It's nearly been a year since we last checked in on the internet's most terrible ads. What changed? Not much.
Scandal swirls around EPA head Scott Pruitt, but only one of his scandals is interesting.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
You can't buy No One Lives Forever, and that is a war crime.
In which an all-out barbarian war is fought over a chair that will probably kill you.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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