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How The Olive Garden Hopes To Outdo Amazon's Drones

Saturday, Dec 07, 2013 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.

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