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I Walk An Animal: The Gentle Life of Upcoming Gentle Leader

Friday, Sep 22, 2017 by Gentle Creature Mark (@sexyfacts4u)

Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.

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