Adrian Peterson, Who Beat His Child's Balls, May Not Return to the Vikings

Adrian Peterson, Who Beat His Child's Balls, May Not Return to the Vikings

NFL teams may soon be lining up to bid on a man who can destroy defensive lines as thoroughly as he destroyed his own child's balls.

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