Anton Chekhov's famous gun rule is not being followed by some lazy screen writers for the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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You won't believe what these annoying millennials said when they heard David Bowie had died.
Puzzle 49 - "A Murder Weapon Named 'Murder Weapon' "