If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
James Cameron's plans for future Avatar movies include some information about dinosaur sex he saw on the Internet.
Thought what fell on us was pizza / But it was ooze saying nice to meet ya
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If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)