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Will The Last Jedi Answer Fan Questions About the Origins of Female Ejaculation?

Star Wars fan speculation has been swirling about the source of female ejaculation. The answers might finally be coming with the Last Jedi.

How to Determine the Authenticity of This Authentication Guide
10-19-2017 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Lean in close to your screen. Inhale deeply. Does this guide give off a cloyingly sour odor? Then it is likely the genuine article.
A Guide To The Most Popular Subreddits
10-18-2017 by David "g0m" Dolan
Your guide to the main subreddits that there are.
The Worst Things Your Flight's Pilot Could Possibly Say
10-17-2017 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
"Oh, look, it's me from the future! And there's another me, made of anti-matter! All three of us are reaching out towards the exact same point in space, our fingertips on a collision course."
I HELPED HORNEY WEINSTEIN BREAK IT OFF IN PADDINGTON BEAR
10-13-2017 by Levi "HOckey" Johnston
Levi Johnston finally comes clean about his involvement in the Weinstein scandal and details a disgusting incident that required a green screen.
Bull in a China Shop
10-11-2017 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Why do I keep doing this to myself? The manager's been following me around since the moment I set hoof in this place.