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The Something Awful Guide to Buying a TV In 2018

Wednesday, Apr 25, 2018 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell (@DennisFarrell)

It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?

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