Something Awful: The Internet Makes You Stupid

The Deadliest Snake In The Wild West

Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette

Garfield Cooks Up Trouble is the most offensive and dangerous book I've ever read
08-11-2017 by Olivia O' Ragely
Garfield is a poison of bigotry on our culture and I have never been more offended on behalf of people than I am right now.
Online Flirting Guide [Guide to Flirting Online]
08-09-2017 by David "g0m" Dolan
Find a discussion thread or facebook post or whatever where two people are having an argument about a movie or TV show. It's probably game of thrones or some shit. Say to one of them: "Hey is this guy bothering you"
A Treatise on Gender by Todd from Accounts Payable
08-09-2017 by Todd from Accounts Payable
One completely reasonable non-sexist man explains why women shouldn't be tortured by white-collar jobs.
Martin Shkreli May Be A Human Sneer, But These Courtroom Sketches Are Unflattering
08-08-2017 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
On the charge of possessing a face that cannot be depicted as belonging to a relatable human being, we the jury find the defendant guilty.
Jim, I simply remind everyone that Sonic The Hedgehog's Arms Are Not Freaking Blue
08-04-2017 by Stephen Miller
This is about facts, Jim, and Sonic's arms aren't blue and the President's mpreg fic is canon.