The Men Must Pay for What They Did to the Footballs
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
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Nintendo's Selling Systems Without Power Cords, On Purpose
If you live in north America or Europe, the New Nintendo 3DS (not to be confused with the Nintendo 3DS, Nintendo 2DS, Nintendo 3DS U, or Nokia N-Gage) will not come with an AC adapter. I'm pretty sure that means you won't be able to charge the internal battery unless you rub the system against a power outlet for a few days and hope for the best.
Nabokov's Lolita annotated by Genius.com
What if SparkNotes were written by the people who need to read SparkNotes? It's here.
TV Sports Graphics!
*Galaxies and stars explode, revealing the Sports Center logo as the center of the new universe.*
Make Sitcoms Worse!
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Pocket Products!
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Cool things to say when you're opening the door for someone
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What's Riker Doing?
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Internet Acronyms Every Parent Should Know in 2015!
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Know Your Dota 2 Skills
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