Men's Hats Ranked From Most to Least Tainted
Finding the right hat can feel like walking through a minefield for guys. Did a murderer wear your hat? Was it ruined by bros? Are you just an idiot? Find out with our authoritative ranking of bad hats.
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All the So-Called 'Blatant Eroticism' in My Stories Has a Valid, In-Universe Justification
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Sky Mall Product Reviews: NIGHT GLOW Toilet Seat
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
Let's Get the Terrible Apple Car Jokes out of the Way
To start the windshield wipers I bet you have to put two fingers against the glass and swipe. This is a reference to touchscreens.
Best #AskHerMore Questions From the Oscars Red Carpet
Women on the Oscars Red Carpet this year finally get some decent questions thanks to the #AskHerMore campaign.
Bill Cosby vs. Bart Simpson in Retrospect
25 years after their famous feud began, we find out who truly risked leading America down the road to ruin.
Pop-Up Ads Throughout History!
SA takes a look back at what our ancestors from the dawn of civilization clicked on THEIR computers!
Sunless Sea
My time as a captain in Sunless Sea, plus a review of Homeworld Remastered Collection
This Ain't Your Grandpa's Garfield Generator!
Murder, suicide, lots of weird sex stuff... anything goes in this grim, Goon-made Garfield universe!
Obama Sketch Comedy!
This article contains 20 funny GIFs of Obama drawing things! The title is a little wordplay for you.
Edible Bowls! (And Inedible Edible-Bowl Makers!)
There are people in the world who have committed hardware for eating the bowls they fill with food.
The Journey: Absolution
Mario Lopez and Richard Grieco face off in a movie that's 95% locker rooms and 100% disappointment.
Beatles on the Run!
The SA Goons force the Fab Four to flee from looming horrors! They'll be sleeping like logs tonight.
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