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BarkWire.com Dog Reviews: The Barquis de Sade & Cleaver

Wednesday, Apr 23, 2014 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.

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