This Week on Something Awful...

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  Experience the Internet of 2014

  04-18-2014 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons

  The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
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  When Serial Killers Strike, Property Values Suffer

  04-17-2014 by Concerned Homeowner

  One man's struggle to save the housing market from unexpected murders.
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  Peculiar Panels: The Gritty Reboot

  04-16-2014 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

  Prepare yourself for quite possibly the most effective use of "BOWL" as a sound effect.
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  Summer Vacation Guide For Life After College

  04-15-2014 by Ian "Salmon Season" Golding

  Who needs three months of endless summer fun? You have a career!
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  Friedrich Nietzsche is Hired to Write Headlines for Upworthy

  04-14-2014 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons

  Nietzsche will make you believe God is Dead after you see what these kids did for their sick classmate.

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  Cyborg Cop

  Reviews [Movies]

  What do fanny packs, Jack Ryan, John Rhys-Davies, rastafarians, and cyborg cops have in common?
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  The Lost Goon! (Part 2 of 2)

  Photoshop Phriday

  The images/GIFs in this series are funny even if you don't know/care who this guy is! Hell, I don't.
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  Address to the Supreme Council of the Illuminati Concerning Youtube User HolkHogan420

  Features / Articles

  Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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  Poop Products!

  Awful Things for Sale

  Don't touch the poop!
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  The Raid 2; Oculus

  Current Releases

  A slightly belated look at some good movies.
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  A Fresh Idea

  The Flash Tub

  ding!
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  The Lost Goon! (Part 1 of 2)

  Comedy Goldmine

  One Goon's wayward selfie inspires greatness from his SA Forums peers, with help from Harrison Ford!
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  Abelar: Tales of an Ancient Empire

  Reviews [Movies]

  Barbarian beer farts, steamy vampire coeds, and Kevin Sorbo trying to screw his many sisters await!