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Let's Get Way More Specific With Our Lists of the Top Rich People

Saturday, Mar 08, 2014 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

Top 10 Billionaires in the World? Most Powerful People in Tech? We've seen lists just like these for decades now. Recent features like Best Billionaires Under 40 have attempted to shake things up by getting more specific, but they need to go even further.

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