My Eyes Are The Windows 10 To My Soul

My Eyes Are The Windows 10 To My Soul

"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."

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