SkyMall Product Review: Singing Gondolier

SkyMall Product Review: Singing Gondolier

Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.

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