Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
It is estimated that over ten comic book panels are created every month by the comic book industry. Some of them are bound to be peculiar. This series will never die.
Face it, bro, you're never going to get a hot babe with us around. We're the bad boys. It is definitely our fault women don't like you.
SEO stands for sEarch Engine Optimization and it means you use a lot of words to pull the wool over google's eyes! EXAMPLE: Site 1 uses the meta tag ‘keyhole’ for its locksmith page. It gets 200 hits per day. Meanwhile, site 2 uses meta tags like ‘lock gamer humor’ and ‘lock hair growth gaza.’ It gets 200 hits per day as well - yeah, 200 thousand.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.