The Men Must Pay for What They Did to the Footballs

The Men Must Pay for What They Did to the Footballs

The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.

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