Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
Find out how to protect you and your loved ones with convenient tips about nature's slowest and most uncommon killer.
Below you will find actual posts from video game message boards. Can you figure out which games they're talking about? Take a guess then hover your mouse over each post to see the correct answer. If you can't hover a mouse cursor over each post because you''re on a tablet or phone, eat a rotten butt.
Time to let your pimples bubble and swell under your beard like some acne Machu Picchu.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
I'll get to Metal Gear next time. This week I was too busy playing with spaceman figures.
Think of your relationship as a threesome with Christ at the center.
Clickbait articles won't change your life! Neither will the SA versions, but at least they're funny!