Something Awful: The Internet Makes You Stupid

If The Dead Zone Happened In Real Life

Stillson's Controversial Actions During Assassination Attempt Draw Some Criticism

Posts About MLK Day From Your Mom's Facebook Friends, Who Aren't Racist
01-16-2017 by Sandpaper & President Baby
#NotRacist
6 Techniques for Effectively Stealing Valor
01-13-2017 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The valor pigs have been looking over your uniform and trying to find fault. Time to show them how army is done!
My 60 T-Shirt Submissions to SnorgTees.com
01-11-2017 by David "g0m" Dolan
You said to submit t-shirt ideas to this e-mail address, so here are some I have come up with.
Parental Warning: NES Classic Edition
01-10-2017 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
It's the most sought-after toy on the market, but is the NES Mini Classic acceptable for kids? Our experts emphatically say no. All 30 of the system's included games feature scenes that are completely inappropriate for children.
Mass Texts From Your Drug Dealer, A First Year Marketing Major
01-09-2017 by Sandpaper & President Baby
Amazing deals from an adorable criminal.

Gordon Ramsay Quotes!
Comedy Goldmine
"Yo RZA, yo razor, hit me with the major disappointment over the consistency of this flan"
What's She Reading?
Photoshop Phriday
It doesn't matter who she is, all that matters is what she's holding!
Why You Should Play Video Games: An Argument Based Entirely Upon Patent Drawings
Video Game Article
Video games make it socially acceptable to point at Jane
Keurig: Tips and Hacks!
Comedy Goldmine
Drop a cadbury egg in there for a fun way to celebrate easter.
Titanic: The Legend Goes On
Reviews [Movies]
Rapping dogs, mariachi mice, massive copyright infringement? Must be another Italian Titanic anime!
Ankara Terrorist Fun!
Photoshop Phriday
Too soon? Eh, it's probably fine. Post article
Mammograms!
Comedy Goldmine
Please remember to get regular cancer screenings.
Idakoos T-Shirts 2016! [Part 2]
Photoshop Phriday
The perfect, uh, New Years gift for the [NOUN] in your life!