Something Awful: The Internet Makes You Stupid

The Baddest Gangs Hire PR Firms

Friday, September 3, 2010 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons

Children shot dead in the streets, an ultimatum from the police, but the gangs won't take this lying down like lying down, sleepy dogs!

Superman is a Tool
09.02.10: by Wormmiller
GARY: You know, it’s funny how you’re always in the bathroom when Superman shows up. CLARK KENT: Oh? That is kinda funny … DAVE: I think it's even funnier that whenever something scary happens, you just run away like a complete fucking pussy.
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OLDWALLET.com: Elderly Neighbors Have the Best Values
09.01.10: by Livestock
Mr. Cance over at 433 E. Walmack has a lot of yard work he needs doing. He'll pay you a solid $5 for a hard day's work, and he'll tell you dirty and racist jokes the whole time. I'm not racist or anything, but he has some good points and people need to wise up before it's too late.
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Subj: CYBERFACE FOREVER
08.31.10: by Docevil
My Cyberbabe is taking on a life of her own, but at what cost?!
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juchenews.kr: struggle of Dear Leader towards victory and news of imperialist lies
08.30.10: by Elpintogrande
English headlines straight from the only reliable source of truth in the world: The North Korean Ministry of Internet News.
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