Chill Sergeant!

"Chill Sergeant", rhymes with "Drill Sergeant". Thanks to the Something Awful Forums for pointing this one out, and for the ensuing pages of jokes!

alnilam

give me twenty, maggot!
*trainee Maggot (friendly nickname) hugs sergeant for 20 full seconds*

Splatmaster

Chill Sergeant: Hup-One, let's have some fun! Hup-Two buckle my shoe! Hup-Three come Hup with me! Bring it on down

Recruits: Fun Shoe Hup with you, Fun Shoe, HUP MORE!!!

TWIST FIST

sergeant: i will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

me: hey i think i heard that line before. its from fullmetal jacket right

sergeant: haha yeah. great movie

MrWillsauce

I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! That's really impressive, remind me to have you show me that one day

Saint Isaias Boner

Sarge: Sleep tight, ladies, because tomorrow we're getting up at the crack of dawn for a 5-mile run

private: that's too early for me, can we do it later?

Sarge: ok

Splatmaster

Chill Sergeant(whispering): Excuse me, I hate to be a bother but... we're all waiting on you to wake up for a 10 mile march

Recruit: **Hrungh** (rolls over and goes back to sleep)

Chill Sergeant (still whispering): Ok everyone let's all quietly return to our cots and sleep this one in. Sweet dreams! I hope you all know I mean it, too

google THIS

fall in! *takes hit from a bong hanging around his neck*

alnilam

I don't know but I've been told
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Puppy noses are mighty cold
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Nice dogs
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Good dogs
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(tghere are happy doggies walking along with the marching trainees)