My resume looks very similar to this.
Sorry you didn’t get heals, I was too busy being THE BIGGEST FAGGOT WITH SHADOWFORM IN WOW
Compared to what I gave those guys for the “Epic Mounts” for action, these prices are a bargain.
What’s sad for Something Awful is that this is better targeted advertising than what Adsense has been offering us.
It’s deviants like this that make me ashamed to be an Artist of Warcraft.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
"World of Warcraft" has been sucking in cash and fat peoples' souls like a Ghostbusters containment unit, so it only seemed appropriate that Something Awful start up a section devoted to such a noble game. The Art of Warcraft tackles all the hot button ingame issues, and much more!