My resume looks very similar to this.
Sorry you didn’t get heals, I was too busy being THE BIGGEST FAGGOT WITH SHADOWFORM IN WOW
Compared to what I gave those guys for the “Epic Mounts” for action, these prices are a bargain.
What’s sad for Something Awful is that this is better targeted advertising than what Adsense has been offering us.
It’s deviants like this that make me ashamed to be an Artist of Warcraft.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
"World of Warcraft" has been sucking in cash and fat peoples' souls like a Ghostbusters containment unit, so it only seemed appropriate that Something Awful start up a section devoted to such a noble game. The Art of Warcraft tackles all the hot button ingame issues, and much more!