My resume looks very similar to this.
Sorry you didn’t get heals, I was too busy being THE BIGGEST FAGGOT WITH SHADOWFORM IN WOW
Compared to what I gave those guys for the “Epic Mounts” for action, these prices are a bargain.
What’s sad for Something Awful is that this is better targeted advertising than what Adsense has been offering us.
It’s deviants like this that make me ashamed to be an Artist of Warcraft.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
"World of Warcraft" has been sucking in cash and fat peoples' souls like a Ghostbusters containment unit, so it only seemed appropriate that Something Awful start up a section devoted to such a noble game. The Art of Warcraft tackles all the hot button ingame issues, and much more!