Well, the bad news is that DocEvil couldn't make it this week to do the Weekend Web. Some people have no sense of obligation, and lack the punctuality to update in a regular fashion. Seeing as how his absence is due to a addiction that started with 10 day trial into World of Warcraft, we at Something Awful found it appropriate to perhaps "scare him straight" by highlighting the WoW community. And since we don't know how to use email, we figured we would do so in this update! And you have to read it! Sucks to be you! Read it anyways!

Blizzard's Official World of Warcraft Forum

This lead in to the screenshot is like kissing your own sister: forced and awkward.

Most of us wear gloves, drink beer and suck while masturbating, so what is he trying to prove?.

Get paid playtesting from your home! Earn $200 a week while playing for 60 to 80 hours!

Next time he will be sure to hide the WoW when his mom's around.

What's cooler than being cool? Bragging about putting cold things on the genitals of others!

Friends in the game are much more likely to pay you the $20 they owe you sooner, too.

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