/calls Child Protective Services
You're probably wrong about a few things in this post, trexor.
Of course it sounds true you idiot racist; you did it in Caps Lock, everything sounds true in Caps Lock!
Hey Rebecca, I knew you were a dude the entire time but THERE'S NO RULES TO THE GAME IM PLAYING
In America you can sue for anything
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
"World of Warcraft" has been sucking in cash and fat peoples' souls like a Ghostbusters containment unit, so it only seemed appropriate that Something Awful start up a section devoted to such a noble game. The Art of Warcraft tackles all the hot button ingame issues, and much more!