/calls Child Protective Services
You're probably wrong about a few things in this post, trexor.
Of course it sounds true you idiot racist; you did it in Caps Lock, everything sounds true in Caps Lock!
Hey Rebecca, I knew you were a dude the entire time but THERE'S NO RULES TO THE GAME IM PLAYING
In America you can sue for anything
A body lies in a warehouse storing skeletons, devil masks, broken dolls, Satanic pentagram stencils, inexpertly stuffed dead animals, out of tune music boxes, and flickering light bulbs. The corpse has been mangled, its intestines pulled out to spell "Spooky Force" on the ground.
The most advanced and up-to-date method of checking the temperature from cricket noises.
"World of Warcraft" has been sucking in cash and fat peoples' souls like a Ghostbusters containment unit, so it only seemed appropriate that Something Awful start up a section devoted to such a noble game. The Art of Warcraft tackles all the hot button ingame issues, and much more!