/calls Child Protective Services
You're probably wrong about a few things in this post, trexor.
Of course it sounds true you idiot racist; you did it in Caps Lock, everything sounds true in Caps Lock!
Hey Rebecca, I knew you were a dude the entire time but THERE'S NO RULES TO THE GAME IM PLAYING
In America you can sue for anything
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Expendable? You must be joking.
"World of Warcraft" has been sucking in cash and fat peoples' souls like a Ghostbusters containment unit, so it only seemed appropriate that Something Awful start up a section devoted to such a noble game. The Art of Warcraft tackles all the hot button ingame issues, and much more!