Time for our quarterly racist edition of Weekend Web. Just in time for Christmas!
Hey turkeys! Click on me and all of your wildest incest and vampire fantasies will come true!
Rap and video game forums for children. How did I luck into this shit?
Aces! Good sir, it appears as if you have finally completed this airship contraption. Egads!
Prostitute reviews and bimbo talk. Oh happy day!
9/11 truthers and conspiracy theorists. Somebody just kill me now.
My complete collection of Glo Worms gets me more pussy than you could possibly imagine.
White supremacists, homophobes, and birthers all in one glorious Weekend Web.
My Fleshlight treats me better than any woman possibly could.
Oh yea... pop that zit. Pop it. Unnnhhhhhhghghgh. Now sell me your hair. Oh god yes.
I whipped up this Vitality Potion with just a smidge of menstrual blood and 2 parts water.
Watch videos of Weekend Web getting mounted by a dog at ZooTube365.com!
Prepare yourselves for quite possibly the most boring attempt at satire EVER.
Dragons, dildos, and Wii-motes oh my!
The animal spirit in my imagination is telling me that I might be insane!
The Large Penis Support Group is here to help YOU!
Ow my balls!
Poz my neg ass!
It's time to share your wife with a swinging Weekend Web.
Experienced white bull looking for Asian married couple to abuse.
I just blew off a girl so I can raid some internet monsters and get me some purple words.
Weekend Web finds itself madly in love with cartoon character Meg Griffin.
MMM YEA RUB MY BELLEH. MY BIG FULL BELLEH IT SO SHINEH FROM ALL THIS OIL. RUB IT!
My life as a Christian zealot is so utterly shitty that I wish death on the entire world. Waaaaaaaah!
Video porn? *guffaws* I don't need that shit you rube.
Yarr, there be mushrooms growing on this turd. *glomp glomp glomp*
Brace yourself for some hot, steamy cannibalistic goodness!
Oh boy, a racist forum. I can already feel my eyes rolling out of my head.
You might think zoophilia can't phase you, but you aint seen shit yet.
If you're not content with drinking plain piss, maybe you can glean some new ideas from this!
Put on your best diaper. This Weekend Web will have you shitting yourself in horror by page 3.
This week we've got a vampire forum to look at. I'll try to keep the "you suck" jokes to a minimum!
A world without furries is a world without laughter.
Something doesn't smell right about these fart fetish forums.
What's your superpower? Oh you can manipulate the wind with flatulence. Awesome bro!
Caution! Chubby Parade becomes Chubby Stampede once a cheeseburger comes into the mix.
Abovetopsecret.com has got the lowdown on reptilian shapeshifters, dopplegangers, and moon theories galore!
The yahoos over at Blazing Grace are ready to assist you in your quest to earn God's love. All it takes is the will power to not jack off for the rest of your life.
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