Time to dump a whole bunch of movies into cinemas before the year ends.
You'd be smug too if you were Sherlock Holmes.
It's time to click on this link, it's time to read reviews...
Don't bother, they're all crap.
The adventures of ageless, drunken conspirators and their talking cats.
This week's Current Releases is brought to you by the number 3!
In the future, all films will be reviewed by robots.
Not a hard decision to make this week.
Take a shot every time I say Jeremy Piven. Good times guaranteed!
That man isn't really made of gold, it's a visual metaphor. Just go with it.
It's that time again, for the last time ever.
No evil movies shall escape our sight!
I hope you like boring films.
An adorable bear competes against an armed hobo. Will those elephants ever get their water?
Alien invasions are the flavour of the month.
These movies run the gamut all the way from great to terrible.