Snakebusters -- Don't just touch reptiles. HOLD THEM!
CornUtopia -- How to sex snakes by probing and popping!
Hathor the Cowgoddess -- A cow with breasts! (No furry.)
Global Orgasm Day -- Masturbation makes a difference!
Reptoids: Way smarter than us, totally not dicks about it!
Herpy -- A community for reptile lovers (wink)!
Pookie Lookie: Boost self-esteem the pink-spotted panda way!
The Torments of Hell -- Official website of the devil!
i saw your unicorn but someone stole it it looked like a cow
NOT WORK SAFE! Hay guys, she has 50 '' of monstrous-ass!
Rhonda's Realeases -- This is a lot. This might be too much.
DNA Perfection Activate your DNA, fulfill your destiny!
Indignant nerdcore fans bombard DFH with links that will totally change his mind about the genre.
Lucky Break -- Revolutionary plastic wishbone technology!
Desteni -- It's like a baby that laughs; that's real shit!
Naughty Machinima -- CGI pornotube!
Celebrity Sweating -- Major perspiration drama!
Frishman's Photos -- Rick meets celebrities!
Jeremiah Films -- Our DVDs reveal that everything is evil!
Pombreden's Pomeranians -- Pom, pom, get a pom for Jesus!
DFH checks out Sufjan Stevens' latest entry in the 50-states series, 'The Age of AZ.'
Belly Punishment -- All up in them guts!
Sneezefurs -- Combines sneezing and anthropomorphics!
Superior Web Solutions -- You are entering an unusual site!
McRorie Live Electronic -- The human Rock-afire Explosion!
The Earth is Controlled by Evil Alien -- Link of the year!
Iran Politics Club -- Persians for Palin!
Freedom from Covert Harassment and Surveillance!
I-Doser -- Sounds that get you high! Or something!
Vigilant Citizen -- Pop culture meets insane culture!
Skinema: Not what you'd think -- it's even lamer!
Gigadth -- WAR OUT!
Karen Meets Celebrities -- Famous people, meet The Mouth!
Orc Magazine -- Thinly veiled pornorcraphy!
CoverDoll -- Objectifying objects! (NWS)
Daryl 'Fucking' Hall takes on nerdcore, 8-bit, nerd-rock, and all that other bullshit.
Chasing Hawks -- I link, therefore I am!
Pro Wrestling Ohio -- Witness The Action!
Kung Fu Par To'A -- How Iranians beat other people up!
Reader Feedback! Dear Hall, I sincerely want to agree you.
Lone Nut Comics -- That terrier tells it like it is!
The Spearhead -- Piercing the shield of womankind!
Sherry's Heartbeats -- Put on a happy face FOR JESUS!
At the Movies with Madrox -- Twiztid's cinema connoisseur!
Spirit Hoods: It's not furry shit, it's, like, fashion, man!
Gammatelier -- Amputees, Taurs, Conjoined, Others!
Young hedonists like Kings of Leon hope to become the next perverted legends.
Do your dad a favor and listen to some of his favorite music on HIS special weekend!
Daryl 'F'in' Hall runs down this summer's hottest, hippest, rockingest tours and festivals!
Bloggers somehow destroy our ability to find new music by finding new music and showing it to us.
Copyright ©2015 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.