So you want to write about music. Dear God, why? At least read this LIST of 38 tips first.
Everett True recoils from America's Biggest Rock Export.
Everett True rails futilely at a cold, crumbling gravestone.
Everett True delivers what the headline promises; nothing less, nothing mo- well, maybe a bit more!
A rather random guide written by one of that country's newest citizens.
What, ya'll thought ya'll wasn't gonna see her? She's the ol' Cyrus of this shit!
Everett True takes aim at what 'sophisticated radio listeners' have been digging so far this year.
A girl-boy duo that uses distortion as a musical tool, huh? Now, that's original.
New contributor Everett True revamps his Animal Collective rant.
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