• Groggery Gibbonman's 'Little Blue Hat'

    Groggery Gibbonman's 'Little Blue Hat' (Part 2)

    "Oh dear!" said Little Blue Hat to the worm. "How is it that you know my name?" "Your actual name is 'Little Blue Hat?'" asked the worm with a dash of disbelief and a pinch of pity. "I can't say I expected that." He had no eyes to brow and thus no brows to arch, but certainly he did the best a worm could at it.

  • The Fabulous Fables of Groggery Gibbonman

    The Fabulous Fables of Groggery Gibbonman (Part 1)

    During the tumultuous Jacquelinian era, no fabulist or faerie-tailor was more esteemed than Groggery Tirade 'Grog' Gibbonman. From his famous home at 359 ½ Fourthpenny Avenue, London, he penned more than 7,000 short morality tales in his lifetime, many of them wickedly scathing in their derision of ... something.

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