• A Complete List of Dogs I Have Killed So Far: A Memoir

    A Complete List of Dogs I Have Killed So Far: A Memoir

    The dog looked me in the eyes for an instant, as if to ask 'Why are you strangling me?' I looked at his teeth, then back in his eyes, as if to answer 'To protect myself from your teeth.' At that moment, there was a deep understanding between us. I buried the dog on top of a pile of garbage and lit the dog and garbage on fire with a piece of fire.

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