Christian Bale is a yo-yo dieter.
Everybody loves sequels, right?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
These games are making me hungry!
The taglines claim that it isn't a game, but the title begs to differ.
Insert poker analogy here.
Oh no, it's a baby in a horror movie. Cue demons.
Variety in quality is the spice of life.
Cinema exploded this week. We're just picking up the pieces.
Spoilers: It's about boners.
Don't get me started on this one.
And now for a Die Hard knockoff your kids can see!
Keep digging, we're about to hit cinema gold!
Have you ever Star Trekked Into Darkness? Thought not.
This week, Current Releases takes a look back at basically everything.
They're evil... they're dead... and therefore no threat to you.
Spring Break, bitches!
Like we'd believe any magic trick from someone with such terrible hair plugs.
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
He's a slayer of giants, not a slayer who is giant.
Ah, what a lovely day to die hard.
Can Walter Hill rekindle the flame of his old successes?
It happened. They finally made the worst movie.
It's the bad week to end all bad weeks. Must be awards season.