dr who is no longer for nerds, it's regular cool pop culture and girls like it.
Ghost of cobain: Dave. its me from nirvana
You must move from the bustle of the city to a place of quiet and solitude; a quaint, uninvolved paradise, where you can annoy animals and plants instead of people. You will sit in your chair, staring at the moon and seeing only a reflection of your big dumb ovular face, nodding in congratulatory affirmation at your unique appreciation of nature.
The curtain opens. There is a man sitting in a chair. The Man is reading a newspaper and the headline says: LAST NEWSPAPER EVER, PRINTED TODAY. He turns the page, and the next reads: ALSO, FUTURE NOW ALLOWS US TO RESURRECT DEAD FAMOUS PEOPLE FROM LONG AGO. The man lowers the newspaper. He is revealed to be WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, famous word person.