In this exclusive interview with former adult actress Texas Presley, learn who has the worst-smelling vagina in porn, learn about the porn star who's had enough STDs to kill a horse, and find out whether Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen has a future in erotic film!
The world-famous language learning series, Today We Learn English, teaches you all about the parts of speech. Learn about nouns, verbs, yelks, adjectives, antadjectives, antinouns, interjections and obscenities!
I saw that dog I like again. It had its leash in its mouth and its ears pressed back, and it was trotting down 14th Street, stopping once in a while to smell plants and buildings. It was like I was paralyzed. What should I say? Should I try to play it cool and just whistle and hold my hand out to smell, or should I tell the truth?
I'm not a hick, you know. I'm not some country bumpkin you can push around. You can call me all the nasty names you want: a yokel, a rube, a hayseed; I've heard them all. It doesn't bother me. Maybe you're not used to seeing a man with a rooster on a leash, but you're no better than me.
The internet world was rocked this weekend when a new program, Wikipedia Scanner, confirmed that corporations habitually edit their own Wikipedia entries to whitewash criticism and add their PR spin. Something Awful has a full report of the shocking edits.
This illustrated guide to America's native t-shirts helps you make sense of the colorful plumage of your fellow man. Learn scientific facts about Dragon Shirts, Brand Shirts, Band Shirts, Jesus/Weed Parody Shirts and even the elusive Idiot Shirt.
This particularly feisty edition of Starwire! is reprinted from the July 8th, 1972 issue of The Los Angeles Barrow. Rocky, still half-bearded and a little punchy from the Academy Awards just six months prior, brings us up to speed on all the entertainment industry gossip. His inimitable style permeates each morsel of Hollywoof madness!