A mixed bag of terrible tweets, good jokes, and other stuff you missed this week!
I have a lucrative job helping old people with very little bird duty!!!!
Twiter is ubed by nillions of people every dat to pobt cool things abot life in todat's woled.
You've been pretty good this year, so you're getting your gift early: Hundreds upon hundreds of lovingly-constructed collages of Television's Scott Bakula.
The world's greatest tweets of recent memory!
A cool resource online lets us contribute to the lore of a new superhero!
We got our hands on the most anticipated game of the year!
Wow. Stece Jabs is Died. He will be mist ;(
*** BaseballTrivia asks 'are we ready to begin?'
Smash Mouth did it. They ate some eggs!
This edition of Twitter Tuesday showcases some Twitter accounts you don't follow, but should!
California readers -- Come watch the band Smash Mouth eat eggs because of Something Awful!
This Social Rat business is about to get off the ground, starring me and the rats!
McDonalds is better than your lousy company at "social media"
Former Firefox Community Lead claims the browser has over 6,000 standing unconfirmed bugs!
Don't listen to anyone else! These are some of the best recent Tweets that you probably haven't seen!
Rest in peace, Beloved IRC Pleasure Warrior and Great Friend
If you don't understand these tweets, maybe you're just not buying enough ebooks?
A lot has happened. Most importantly: Smash Mouth has agreed to eat the eggs! I'm serious! Also something about Guy Fieri and George Lopez.
You look like you could put away some eggs. What's the problem?
Where are you, Smash Mouth? Why won't you eat the eggs for us?
Please eat the eggs. Sincerely, Everybody
Steve Harwell, please eat eggs on film. Please. We need it. Hundreds of us. Two dozen eggs, eat 'em how you like! Tasty eggs.
Everything worth reading from Jose Canseco's Twitter in one handy, horrible place!
Please read about the newest crime of the century happening before your very eyes!!
LADIES-- Everything worth reading from Twitter in one handy, horrible place!
When you think about the excitement of the raffle does it remind you of BIRTH?
Everything worth reading from Twitter in one handy, horrible place!
Problem at local gym. There is a problem at the gym. Please fix it, gym people.
What if the greatest Twitter user of all time were a horse? It is.
The fun doesn't stop at Horse_ebooks!
Thank you for your thoughtful letter. We regret to inform you that you will not be receiving your deposit back.
Engaged in a battle of wits because I tried to make pets fun again!!
Forum Friday's Monday takes a look at some of the most interesting recent threads on the SA Forums.
You call that bucket of bolts a computer woman? I will show you a computer woman.
The animal problems are some of my most regretful!
I have a lot of sad things to tell you before I forget most of them to the demons of time!!
The year is new and I feel like a new man! Let me apologize now!!
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