Some of the best tweets of the last couple weeks!
I have had lots of dream trouble lately but my confessions may help me rest.
The best tweets you might not've seen of the last week or two!
I have a job now doing Pig Care for the mayor. His prized pigs can't be beat!!!
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I got into a milk match with a real piece of work named RUSTY.
Some of the Internet's biggest babies. Now with 400% more dads!
It's not even Tuesday, I just like good tweets!
Some of the very best tweets lately, according to us!
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The best porn comments the Internet has to offer!
Over 300 completely free CB handles ripe for the pickin', good buddy.
The best of talented writer/illustrator @J_Chastain!
Internet people had fun with a Garfield "live chat" recently. Have a look at the postmortem!
Stop reading the blogs! This is a better list of the best Twitter users you probably don't know!
Some of @dril's finest tweets.
My Favorite Cats that I'm friends with now.
SA's own Dr. David Thorpe treks to an Alaskan island to meet Pitbull.
How to live by yourself as an adult might.
He's a fine man who makes good tweets.
Turns out cats are pretty good. Check them out if you like cats.
Exclusive advance text of the highly-anticipated CERN announcement of July 2012.
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It turns out that your dumb child might not need to be glued to gadgets all the time!
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The story of eternal pleasures, as told through those who lived it.
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A somewhat childish but provocative look at John Travolta's latest controversy.
Dick Clock memorial and the legality of shooting owls.
The Internet's going wild for a Kickstarter to develop an original Ron Paul video game. Take a look at how awesome and original it actually is!
Some of the best recent tweets you probably haven't seen!
Important additions to the iconic TV star's fanifesto.
The greatest hits of the Sheboygan, WI police scanner.
Stop with the metrics and buzzwords and just shut up for a minute.
A series of great tweets from people you should probably follow!
Jose Canseco, I have a very special offer and am putting up well over a thousand dollars.
Celebrating baseball legend Jose Canseco.
Exploring the nature of the #SaveDerpy campaign with a well-trained eye.
Weird tweets and folks who forgot they turned on text notifications! Oh man!
Time's running out and all the best gifts are gone from the store, but all is not lost!
The best recent tweets you probably haven't seen yet!
I don't know a thing about business, but I think I know an idea when I see it!
Help us put this joker in a diaper.
Some of the most important tweets of recent memory!
Contrary to popular belief, the real Katt Williams is not writing shitty jokes on Twitter all day.
The world's greatest tweets of recent memory!
Some blog's telling me I got a problem with some computer dude?
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