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Thirty-two of the hottest Xmas dads!
Two hot babes, Erin and Jean, move into the house and encounter a mysterious fortune teller down the block.
Some of the best tweets from the last couple weeks!
There may be 8.8 billion earthlike planets in the galaxy, but ours is the horniest.
The contestants were me, the mayor, and the mayor's prized pig. It was a bad time.
What lies below Devil's Manor? In one of the latter chapters of the book, we explore the foundations of the devilish sexhouse.
I read a spooktacular new chapter from my upcoming erotic thriller novel!
I am remembering your dear old friend the horse today.
Listen to my audio audition for the failed animated show, NuttBoyz!
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An erotic short story from my book, Devil's Manor.
My old business RatsPlus is announcing a new service, "RATGRAM"!!
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I don't like Gerry I think he is a bad man who chases me.
This week's rawest, realest tweets you ever laid your dang eyes on.
Your old pet "BRET" stole a lot of things from our friends but I loved him dearly!
It was a food contest and I am still full from it many hours later!
I'm trying to make it big and pitching my new thriller book, Devil's Manor!
I need to tell you all about the ostrich and the dancing and why I gave it all up!
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The world's most sophisticated chat babe is ready to be pleased by you!!
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We round up the hottest babes in the industry for you to look at lustily!
I am drinking lots of hot milk again but it's for a reason this time!
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My last act as tenant will be to slip this sucker under the door and peel out.
Recalling my past loves and why nobody likes me.
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I had a bad time at this gym and I will not go back to it.
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"Running got me to where I am today and I will never stop" -me
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A short list of my regrets from this year. Boy hooty.
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