There has been a long history connecting music, Christmas and video games. Mostly all coming from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York for the NES. SA forum goon Mafialligator has created a bunch of 8-bit Christmas songs you might be familiar with, download them for free right here!
Calling kids hilarious names like "crotch droppings" is a fun way to pass time, but we should try to think about the poor parents who raise these terrible toddlers. Just think of all the things that can go wrong when bringing up a kid! Scratch that, there's no need to imagine; the forum goons are here to do it for you with some drawings!
Coolio’s Gangsta’s Paradise told us that school is a dangerous place where you will more than likely die. This is not always true. Sometimes your teachers will just tell you a bunch of lies and expect you to believe them. Like when I was told I had potential. Here is an article about the stupidest teachers by the stupidest SA forum goons.
"Oh, grandma! You've called the mailman a racial slur again? What are we going to do with you?". This is an example of just one hilarious anecdote from a bunch of stories about the fun of racism, courtesy of the SA forum goons. Check out the rest of the tales here. Jew can't afford to miss it!
Have you ever been for a job interview? Of course not, you're a pathetic loser reading a comedy website instead of working hard and experiencing the harshness of real life. However, you can get a sample of the pain and humiliation that comes from these scenarios by reading about the worst interviews courtesy of the SA forum goons.
I’ve heard of a burning passion for Barbie, but this is ridiculous. Some SA forum goons decided to set dolls on fire and pretend that it was a responsible and mature thing to do. Play along with them by enjoying this article as a work of art or else you might find yourself as their next victim.
Apparently, EA don't just make sports games. With the release of the Spore Creature Creator demo, everyone on the internet is having fun making monsters. At least the ones with expensive PCs. Check out some of the coolest, funniest and most bizare works of the SA forum goons right here! Again.
This is an article in which joint efforts are made by the SA forum goons to create original pieces of art. I can't begin to explain how badly this has messed up my system of naming the files. Check out the drawings and pray that you never have to rely on Notepad files to remind you which image relates to which artist.
Apparently, EA don't just make sports games. With the release of the Spore Creature Creator demo, everyone on the internet is having fun making monsters. At least the ones with expensive PCs. Check out some of the coolest, funniest and most bizare works of the SA forum goons right here!
Sometimes it's not enough just to laugh at the disgusting people who inhabit amusement parks. Sometimes you have to go that extra mile to get your kicks. Sometimes you have to laugh at crappy drawings on even worse "attractions". Sometimes you run out of space and can’t mention the SA forum goons.
Dinosaurs are dead, just like the PS3. However, unlike Sony’s console, people still care about these prehistoric creature. How did they die? According to the SA forum goons, it was heart disease caused by obesity. Check out some drawing of some fat dinosaurs drawn by some fat humans.
Fat people called John can be hilarious, just look at John Goodman, John Belushi and Chris Farley. Unfortunately, every other fat person on this planet is an embarrassment and should be thrown into a hole and burried alive. Read more about the SA forum goons' close calls with disgusting people right here.
If you have a spare $200 and no sense of shame, why not invest in a custom licence plate? There are potential millions of people to offend who will recoil in shock when they see what slogans you can slap on your car. Here are a few terrible number plates found by the SA forum goons.
Not only are bears delicious, but they are dangerous creatures capable of causing you both emotional and physical harm. That is why we must capture every bear and round them up into camps. To do this, we’ll need techniques devised by our quick-witted forum goons. Bear witness to some beautiful drawings today.
Video games made me socially withdrawn and more likely to murder people, and they can improve your life too. Start off here by enjoying some comic strips combining the fun of the middle ages with the beautiful art of the Nintendo Wii created by SA forum goon Sparr. All fanboys welcome.
Niko is an alien and Liberty City is a mirror-image universe New York City which is a testing ground that extra-terrestrials are using to prepare for how to behave around Earthlings. Now that GTA IV is spoiled for you, there’s no reason for you not to check out these amusing army-themed images from the SA forum goons.
I hate my mom so much!!! She won't let me buy Mortal Kombat or listen to Linkin Park! Thankfully, the relationship I have with my parents doesn't compare to the screwed up stories the SA forum goons have on offer. Crank up the Limp Bizkit and check out these horrific tales of family life!
As someone with an interest in being shot at, I decided to join the military. However, they wouldn’t let me see battle until I passed a simple combat training assessment. Thankfully, the SA forum goons created a custom guide for me, and now I am read to take a bullet for the country I love. Be a good infidel and check out their efforts.
Do you have an uncontrollable urge that involves spending your time thinking about genitalia? Hide away these uncomfortable thoughts no longer! The SA Forum Goons are here to give you a release in the form of a poorly disguised music article full of dick jokes!
Do you wonder what the finest authors of all time produced the first time they picked up a pen? Of course not, you're too busy playing Call Of Duty. Thankfully, you don't ever need to devote time to imagining the literary greats as kids because the SA goons have done it for you. Turn off the Xbox and check this article out! Thanks copy & paste.
If you thought working in an office was as dull as the Dilbert comics, you're dead wrong, because it is actually as exciting as the Dilbert animated series. Here are a bunch of pranks played the immature jerks from the SA forums. Perhaps you can copy their actions and bring misery to a few more lives. Thanks copy & paste.
Do you often wonder what the finest authors of all time produced the first time they picked up a pen? Of course not, you're too busy playing Call Of Duty. Thankfully, you don't ever need to devote time to imagining the literary greats as kids because the SA goons have done it for you. Turn off the Xbox and check this article out!
If you thought working in an office was as dull as the Dilbert comics, you're dead wrong, because it is actually as exciting as the Dilbert animated series. Here are a bunch of pranks played the immature jerks from the SA forums. Perhaps you can copy their actions and bring misery to a few more lives.
What do you love more, your partner or dinosaurs? Relax, you don't need to make that decision, because with Valentines Day upon us, you can combine love and dinosaurs in a way that won't make people look at you oddly. Check out these ValenDIN(O)es drawings from the SA forum goons!
Hurray for copy and paste. If you are like me and find balloons incredibly erotic, you won't want to miss this, as a Something Awful forum goon twists and ties balloons into a variety of fun shapes. I'd hate to burst your bubble by letting you miss this article, so read it now!
I just read the most incredible book! It's about a young boy called Harry Potter who discovers that he is a wizard. Before I check to see if there is any gay erotic fan-fiction online about my new favorite character, I'm going to check out some surreal drawings of Harry by the Something Awful forum goons. I hope you'll look too!
When I say Paris Hilton, you think of the beautiful, classy lady who every girl desires to be. However, it's also a hotel, somewhere unknown near France. For more exclusives on the wonderful world of hotels, check out these stories from the SA forum goons!