All I ever wanted was to play with a Sega Saturn. But since I was poor, I knew it would never happen. Then one day Alyxander, the richest kid in the fourth grade, gave me an opportunity. I followed him into madness only to watch him literally crush my dream. No one should be subjected to what I’ve seen.
I know you probably think that if you were in a war, you would do something brave like jump on a grenade, and I don’t want to ruin your imagination, but how do you expect to do something that powerful when your cowardice permeates your every move? Maybe you should try following these tips.
Work or Party? The Ultimate Bro Dilemma. Now it’s your turn to decide in this nail biting epic.
After a stint of unnecessary and unorthodox grave openings, the Sweet Memories Funeral Home and Graveyard of Arkansas posted the infamous sign, thereby creating the controversial “Justified Openings” Program.
Neon Purple. The Prussians used it to blind political prisoners, Queen Victoria used it as an enema, and you have a totally rad t-shirt. The highly radioactive color has a long history and a longer causality list, but it has allowed hipsters to wear totally ironic headbands, so it's pretty much a wash.
How is neon created? Why is it making a comeback? These are the questions they do not want you to ask. The brilliant sheen on your sneakers comes with a long and troubled history that is shrouded in secrecy. We have been quiet for too long. It is time to expose the repulsive origins of this inhumane color spectrum.
Son, for this journey is dangerous, but the rewards are heavenly. Hold strong and keep your mind sharp, and we shall come across treasure you’ve never imagined. Perhaps if the exploration into the bowels of hell is a success, a new game for thy console is in order.
Listen, I know you’re busy, but I’m in need. Please, just listen to one sentence. That’s it. One sentence, and then you can go on your way.
Welcome to the 66th annual Knights of Cakewalk mid-Atlantic General Assembly Hall of Fame Inductions. For decades, we have masterfully won every cakewalk in Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, and New York (excluding Dover and NYC due to union regulations,) and today we recognize the best walkers our sport has ever offered.
Robert Louis Stevenson is responsible for some of the most memorable pieces of modern literature; however, it is his explicit photo album, “Treasure Hole,” that deserves the most attention. Hidden for over one hundred years, it has finally been exposed.
The roadside deathcross is the blog of remembrance—they are everywhere, they are unavoidable, and they are left by forgettable, stupid people in forgettable, stupid places
Cornelius Griffith. A seemingly normal gentleman, but, in reality, he is one of the most unusual men in the world. His fighting abilities have been studied by every scientist and pugilist from here to Prussia. A truly gifted man. Here are the phases of his defense as he meets a hoodlum in a dark alley.