They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
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This is what we're stuck with. Where it's less about which sport is better than which sport manages to humiliate itself slightly less.
Who needs three months of endless summer fun? You have a career!
It doesn’t matter that it’s still forty degrees out, the future is here and it’s in the form of two gross twigs sticking out a pair of khakis.
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Instead of complaining about the cold, ask yourself where Spring has been all this time.
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If this polar vortex means Hoth-like temperatures, then I deserve Hoth-like amenities.
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