Who needs three months of endless summer fun? You have a career!
It doesn’t matter that it’s still forty degrees out, the future is here and it’s in the form of two gross twigs sticking out a pair of khakis.
As if listening to Irish punk music wasn’t enough. This is an official warning: Holidays Just Got Real.
Instead of complaining about the cold, ask yourself where Spring has been all this time.
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If this polar vortex means Hoth-like temperatures, then I deserve Hoth-like amenities.
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