Rose & Camellia (thanks Demota) - Of all women who don't play video games, many cite the overabundance of violence as their main point of contention. Rose & Camellai is a web-based game that's sure to please these ladies by providing them with something far more compelling than guns and swords: Chicks bitch-slapping each other silly.
In this Japanese game (surprise!), you play as a Victorian-era woman who squares off against a series of hussies in a really funny variation of Punch Out. You can slap, avoid being slapped, and deliver devastating counterattacks. Those counterattacks? They're slaps.
I am fully aware that this is equal parts awful and awesome.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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