Rose & Camellia (thanks Demota) - Of all women who don't play video games, many cite the overabundance of violence as their main point of contention. Rose & Camellai is a web-based game that's sure to please these ladies by providing them with something far more compelling than guns and swords: Chicks bitch-slapping each other silly.
In this Japanese game (surprise!), you play as a Victorian-era woman who squares off against a series of hussies in a really funny variation of Punch Out. You can slap, avoid being slapped, and deliver devastating counterattacks. Those counterattacks? They're slaps.
I am fully aware that this is equal parts awful and awesome.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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