Rose & Camellia (thanks Demota) - Of all women who don't play video games, many cite the overabundance of violence as their main point of contention. Rose & Camellai is a web-based game that's sure to please these ladies by providing them with something far more compelling than guns and swords: Chicks bitch-slapping each other silly.
In this Japanese game (surprise!), you play as a Victorian-era woman who squares off against a series of hussies in a really funny variation of Punch Out. You can slap, avoid being slapped, and deliver devastating counterattacks. Those counterattacks? They're slaps.
I am fully aware that this is equal parts awful and awesome.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.