Rose & Camellia (thanks Demota) - Of all women who don't play video games, many cite the overabundance of violence as their main point of contention. Rose & Camellai is a web-based game that's sure to please these ladies by providing them with something far more compelling than guns and swords: Chicks bitch-slapping each other silly.
In this Japanese game (surprise!), you play as a Victorian-era woman who squares off against a series of hussies in a really funny variation of Punch Out. You can slap, avoid being slapped, and deliver devastating counterattacks. Those counterattacks? They're slaps.
I am fully aware that this is equal parts awful and awesome.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.