THE HUNGER Music Video (thanks Lowtax) - A tone deaf Peter Murphy impersonator collides with a royalty-free track ripped from the "100 Songs to Spice Up Your Quarterly Presentation" CD collection. The music is just a feeble soundtrack for the real star here: the staggeringly serious and CGI-filled music video. It tells the story of a time traveling vampire love affair in the way that only a cinematic from a late 90s Z-grade adventure game could.
This makes the worst excesses of the 80s new wave on MTV look like a bootleg VHS from a Slayer concert in Detroit you found on a skeleton in the desert. I swear these guys saw the wrong Pat Benatar video one night and thought, "Hey, our LARPing group would be awesome in a video!"
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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