THE HUNGER Music Video (thanks Lowtax) - A tone deaf Peter Murphy impersonator collides with a royalty-free track ripped from the "100 Songs to Spice Up Your Quarterly Presentation" CD collection. The music is just a feeble soundtrack for the real star here: the staggeringly serious and CGI-filled music video. It tells the story of a time traveling vampire love affair in the way that only a cinematic from a late 90s Z-grade adventure game could.
This makes the worst excesses of the 80s new wave on MTV look like a bootleg VHS from a Slayer concert in Detroit you found on a skeleton in the desert. I swear these guys saw the wrong Pat Benatar video one night and thought, "Hey, our LARPing group would be awesome in a video!"
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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