THE HUNGER Music Video (thanks Lowtax) - A tone deaf Peter Murphy impersonator collides with a royalty-free track ripped from the "100 Songs to Spice Up Your Quarterly Presentation" CD collection. The music is just a feeble soundtrack for the real star here: the staggeringly serious and CGI-filled music video. It tells the story of a time traveling vampire love affair in the way that only a cinematic from a late 90s Z-grade adventure game could.
This makes the worst excesses of the 80s new wave on MTV look like a bootleg VHS from a Slayer concert in Detroit you found on a skeleton in the desert. I swear these guys saw the wrong Pat Benatar video one night and thought, "Hey, our LARPing group would be awesome in a video!"
Sir Mix-a-Lot's classic follow up to "Baby Got Back" has serious unintended consequences.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
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