DUHHH LET ME GET ON THIS HERE INTERNET AND SEND THEM SOMETHING AWFUL GUYS AN AWFUL LINK BUT NOT ACTUALLY INCLUDE THE URL BECAUSE I'M ALL KINDS OF STUPID GAY SHIT
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.