DUHHH LET ME GET ON THIS HERE INTERNET AND SEND THEM SOMETHING AWFUL GUYS AN AWFUL LINK BUT NOT ACTUALLY INCLUDE THE URL BECAUSE I'M ALL KINDS OF STUPID GAY SHIT
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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