We have used complex mathematical formulas to determine the website you submitted will not be able to handle the traffic our site would send to it. It would crash and then we would cry and our tears would form a pool and that pool would drown all the precious, innocent children of the world. Go buy the owner some more RAM or something.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.