We have used complex mathematical formulas to determine the website you submitted will not be able to handle the traffic our site would send to it. It would crash and then we would cry and our tears would form a pool and that pool would drown all the precious, innocent children of the world. Go buy the owner some more RAM or something.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.