We have used complex mathematical formulas to determine the website you submitted will not be able to handle the traffic our site would send to it. It would crash and then we would cry and our tears would form a pool and that pool would drown all the precious, innocent children of the world. Go buy the owner some more RAM or something.
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.