Jack Malebranche would be a proud satanic homosexual, if the rest of you gays would stop queering up the entire homosexuality thing for him. He's tired of your sexual freedom, your personal identity, and the way you choose to carry yourself as an individual. Jack Malebranche wants you to Rambo up, be a man, and have sex with dudes without acting like a total girl about it. You know how we consider the archetypal homophobe to overcompensate for his own curiosities?
A faggot is a prissy, bitchy, weak, superficial, cowardly, pretentious, gossipy, affected, effeminate, prancing, thin-skinned twit.
I say reclaim it.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.