Jack Malebranche would be a proud satanic homosexual, if the rest of you gays would stop queering up the entire homosexuality thing for him. He's tired of your sexual freedom, your personal identity, and the way you choose to carry yourself as an individual. Jack Malebranche wants you to Rambo up, be a man, and have sex with dudes without acting like a total girl about it. You know how we consider the archetypal homophobe to overcompensate for his own curiosities?
A faggot is a prissy, bitchy, weak, superficial, cowardly, pretentious, gossipy, affected, effeminate, prancing, thin-skinned twit.
I say reclaim it.
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