Kippah Corner (thanks Gomez) - So you're thinking of converting to Judaism, but what's that, you say? You don't have a yarmulke? Especially not one adorned with a corporate logo or cartoon character? HAVE NO FEAR, MY FRIEND!!
 
BATMAN'S KEEPING WATCH ALL UP ON YOUR HEAD, AND HE DEFINITELY LOOKS PRETTY MIFFED ABOUT SOMETHING!!

Not good enough for you? Then how about...

GODZILLA, KING OF ALL MONSTERS?! No? I guess if you're not cool enough for Batman or Godzilla you can click the link and look at some Harry Potter yarmulkes, or the one with the Harley Davidson logo. Whatever floats your boat, my friend.

– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)

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