Today's ALOD is a scientific, unbiased look at the traditional, male-female relationship dynamic in America. The author of the site remains objective while explaining that an American Wife will steal everything in your wallet, drown the children in a bucket of transmission fluid, sleep with the FBI Most Wanted list, and then do you the disservice of divorcing you. For all the valid, impartial evidence & 3rd party testimonials , some dumb feminist radicals might portray him as a dumb sexist idiot who fell in love with the wrong kind of girl, and has been selling t-shirts on Cafepress about how butt hurt he is ever since. To those naysayers: how can you argue with evidence:
67% of "women of independent minds" agree that they are mentally messed up. 67% of "women of independent minds" agree that they are mentally messed up.
Now Mail Order Brides, those are OK and sane. Just as long as they aren't Made in America. He sells three different books about it.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.