American women..

  • highest maintenance (I've never heard of a foreign bride demanding her husband buy expensive house & cars)
  • fattest in the world
  • most likely to cheat
  • highest rate of divorce (60% - US-US marriages; 20% - US-foreign marriages)
  • largest payout in divorce court (you'll be ass-raped for everything you earned, plus most of what you will earn for years to come)
  • bitchiest
  • most likely to nag constantly

Today's ALOD is a scientific, unbiased look at the traditional, male-female relationship dynamic in America. The author of the site remains objective while explaining that an American Wife will steal everything in your wallet, drown the children in a bucket of transmission fluid, sleep with the FBI Most Wanted list, and then do you the disservice of divorcing you. For all the valid, impartial evidence & 3rd party testimonials , some dumb feminist radicals might portray him as a dumb sexist idiot who fell in love with the wrong kind of girl, and has been selling t-shirts on Cafepress about how butt hurt he is ever since. To those naysayers: how can you argue with evidence:

67% of "women of independent minds" agree that they are mentally messed up. 67% of "women of independent minds" agree that they are mentally messed up.
Now Mail Order Brides, those are OK and sane. Just as long as they aren't Made in America. He sells three different books about it.

– Caylen "Abraham" Burroughs

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