The Sydney Party Shop is an e-tailer where you can find... well, you can't really find anything. The webdesigner for this site figured out a way to smoke Crayolas, then took every single image from a five dollar 10,000 Moving Clown Pictures CD and put it all on one home page. Comic Sans, a color palette that can trigger epilepsy, and more broken links than a war-torn golf course.
ETTER STILL YOUR INVITED TO DROP BY...
Apparently they have an actual retail location, which I'm sure consists of piles of burning garbage surrounded by mylar balloons, dayglo spray painted graffiti, and hypercolor seafood. Sort of like a frat party back in the early 90s.
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