I guess today's ALOD is a not safe for work porn site? I mean, there's not any nudity or sex going on, as far as I can tell. Wamdrogeny has convinced me that I don't know what is erotic anymore, and it managed shut down my libido as if arousal would get me in trouble while clicking around here. Dudes who are now chicks who are shy, but are trying to open up by covering themselves in Jello & Gak, then drown themselves in mud to celebrate crossdresser awareness. Or something. Who fucking knows. There's a Youtube page full of Wamdrogeny videos too, if you want to make-believe you're a Supreme Court Justice and determine if any of this is pornography after you seeing it.
Keep this up, Internet, and we'll have an open and shut case for the total removal of our personal rights and freedoms.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.