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Today's Awful Link of the Day is unbelievably terrible. Seriously, you can click on ANY LINK on the website and discover 10 more horribly racist links to go along from there, and because the design is so poor there's a really good chance you won't be able to find your way out, let alone an easy way back to the home page. Even the index page includes a Gordian Knot of intolerance & stupidity. Fortunately, if you're an incredibly bigoted piece of illiterate white trash, you can probably just use it as a replacement for Google.
"Welcome to the Beer House of the House of Israel, where you'll learn so much about our hidden glorious Israelite heritage it'll make your head spin. So grab a Guinness, put on some Gaelic music, sit down, close your eyes, and when you're nice and relaxed--start your engine and get ready for the ride of your life."
"SCIENTIFIC PROOF" i shit you not
oh yeah even their Beer Website is racist
"Your miserable missive will be permanently attached to the holohoax page at http://christianparty.net/holocaust.htm for all eternity, for all to see and read about how ignorant "educated" American women can be."
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.