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Today's Awful Link of the Day is unbelievably terrible. Seriously, you can click on ANY LINK on the website and discover 10 more horribly racist links to go along from there, and because the design is so poor there's a really good chance you won't be able to find your way out, let alone an easy way back to the home page. Even the index page includes a Gordian Knot of intolerance & stupidity. Fortunately, if you're an incredibly bigoted piece of illiterate white trash, you can probably just use it as a replacement for Google.



"Welcome to the Beer House of the House of Israel, where you'll learn so much about our hidden glorious Israelite heritage it'll make your head spin. So grab a Guinness, put on some Gaelic music, sit down, close your eyes, and when you're nice and relaxed--start your engine and get ready for the ride of your life."

"SCIENTIFIC PROOF" i shit you not

" Welcome to the Beer House of the House of Israel, where you'll learn so much about our hidden glorious Israelite heritage it'll make your head spin. So grab a Guinness, put on some Gaelic music, sit down, close your eyes, and when you're nice and relaxed--start your engine and get ready for the ride of your life."

oh yeah even their Beer Website is racist

"Your miserable missive will be permanently attached to the holohoax page at http://christianparty.net/holocaust.htm for all eternity, for all to see and read about how ignorant "educated" American women can be."


It's like the Wikipedia of being racist, edited solely by people who drank bleach when they were children in hopes it would make them whiter. I probably failed to stumble upon the worst of the website, too. You probably will as well.

– Caylen "Abraham" Burroughs

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