"We witnessed snakes, this past week, that had gotten into our building, and one was slithering down from the ceiling and one across the floor. That was a big reminder that Satan was alive and well on planet earth. "
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.