I suppose it's rude to criticize people who are just trying to give away free cursors out of the goodness of their hearts, but from the blinding design sample above, you can see where they cut corners to enable this generosity. They seem to have recycled the top half of their page from a broken '80s maze game haunted by the ghost of someone who perished in a bizarre arcade eye-gouging incident, and now this vengeful spirit hates the living and the sighted. Already stocked with "Super Attack Pea," "Turquoise Soccer Ball," "hotdog" and "Avril Lavigne," all rendered in vaguely recognizable form, the site will only improve as it continues to grant requests like "two words... BONJOVI CURSOR!!!"

* For another vivid ocular torture session, be sure to visit the creators' other working page, Neopets Adoption Center.

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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