Alien Plantlife Project, submitted by Marc. One of the eternal questions that has been bothering mankind for, well, eternity has been if humanity is secretly being used as human guinea pigs by aliens who have access to the drug "Burundanga" and "its newly developed derivative SHOCKING BLUE." I lie awake in bed for hours every night, relentlessly wondering if I am a human guinea pig that somebody will spray with SHOCKING BLUE while I lie awake in bed for hours every night, relentlessly wondering if I am a human guinea pig that somebody will spray with SHOCKING BLUE. Fortunately for all us retarded psychopaths, The Alien Plantlife Project website is here to expose the shocking truth behind aliens, plants, and life among other things, all of which I can't decipher.
Do you really know your neighbor? How do you know your neighbor or someone else not in your neighborhood isn't dropping over to your house at night spraying you when you answer the door maybe posing as a salesmen or religious person with the trance drug shocking blue (you won't remember) a derivative of burundanga (easy to get) in a spray can in Columbia, South America trancing you causing your mind (your brain) to be wide awake and sleeping at the same time while they rape you, (cause you agreed to it, cause your tranced and will agree to any suggestion, anything, things against your will) raping you each and every night without your knowledge cause you can't remember cause of the retrograde amnesia that sets in because of the drugs influence and because the more your tranced the more you become submissive the more your mind becomes trained and the more you will not remember that you have been raped, (unless suggested to remember) made to do things that you normally would not do sometimes made to commit murder or other things beyond human comprehension against your will?
Uh... can I pass on this question, Alex? I've met my neighbor and he seems like a nice guy, although I've seen plenty of movies where the "nice" next door neighbor turns out to be a Burundanga-spraying alien who wants to rape your brain while you agree to it because, hey, it's SHOCKING BLUE and it's HERE FOR YOU!
All you poor "Stick my head in the sand people" out there (sheep) who don't have a clue (maybe somebody's spraying you right now with that burundanga spray can) and want to keep sending me hate mail just log off, you don't have to read or know about burundanga or the shocking blue drug or the new microwave mind control technology available to your average person or learn what's happening in the trance drug technology world. Walk away, don't read cause it's your choice to still close your mind. (at this time) but maybe not in the future... Others interested in their well being and amd want to know the truth and the truth about what is underway for control their children's mind in the future, in the 21st century read on..............
After sorting through all the nonsense on this site, I can safely say that I'll choose "Stick my head in the sand people" for 500, Alex, and just go home with my lovely parting gift. Seriously, if I have to spend all this energy pulling my head out of the sand simply so I can read insane babbling crap like this, I'll just settle with inhaling dirt until I die. This website is just jam-packed with deep and meaningful philosophical questions such as:
Is it possible that in our world there is Human mind control Guinea Pig Experimentation going on?
I don't think so.
The Martian Werewolf Clan a generational family operation currently making illegal "private" pornography films, once slave traders using trance drugs to bring slaves over from Africa long before the civil war?
Ah, I doubt that.
How about an alliance between the MWC, Nazi Scientists, Harrisburg State Mental Institution psych docs involved in Military Mind Control Experiments by rogue elements in the military's Experimental Tranced Warlock (warfare) Zone region (rural York/Lancaster county, PA?
Hmmm, I would say "no" to that one as well.
Is it possible that life could really be stranger than fiction?
PS: There is a guestbook you can sign, but I think you have to be under mind control to do so. Or I guess you could be a human Guinea Pig. Well whatever, just as long as you have a bottle of Burundanga or SHOCKING BLUE.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
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