shortmen, submitted by Ants. Short people need love too, especially short homosexual or bisexual men, which is exactly where shortmen.net comes in to save your small gay day! Included on the site are a number of articles about being short and/or homosexual but mostly about being both short and homosexual. Particularly interesting are the personals, ready and waiting for your short homosexual matchmaking needs!

Hi guy. I am a short guy but i have a BIG, BIG HEART. ;-) I am a hot and handsome cuban man, 44y/o, 139#, 5'6", athletic and slim body, very nice muscular hairy chest, masculine. I live in the gay city of Fort Lauderdale, FL. I am looking to make good friends. I love animals special dog, horse, tortoise and dolphin. I love nature, ocean, astronomy, Metaphisica and of curse the Internet. I do not talk about politics or religions, but i believe in God in my own way. (LIST-109) (1/21/02)

We all know Fort Lauderdale is a "gay city" but who knew it was also a "short gay city"?! All in all there are a lot of personals on this web site, leading me to believe that short homosexual men are in high demand these days. It is my hope to capitalize on this by creating even more "niche oriented" gay sites like "short homosexual retarded men", "short homosexual bullfighters (male)", "short gay and bisexual men of Latvia", and "short homosexual men with vestigial wings". All of my almost-winged tiny gay men will be flying off the shelves in no time flat!

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