BAREV HYER WELCOME TO MY SITE!!!, submitted by Jon. This is an old site, but it still deserves a lashing like nobody's business. Upon loading it, I was greeted with a lovely "unable to initialize plug-in" warning followed closely by extreme pain to not just one, but two of my eyes! That's all of them, I think. Get ready for some crappy animated gifs, a horrible cliché cloud background that masks the text, and garbled English. At least his layout is friendly, albeit ugly.
BAREV HYER ES KAYF BALA NEM. THIS SITE IS MADE FOR ALL MY HOMMIES IN ARMENIA AND FOR THE UPCOMMING RABIZ GENERATION LET RABIZ RULE THE WORLD LIKE IT IS DOING NOW THE SITE IS ALSo FOR MY FAMILY WHO SUPORTED ME IN AND THREW ALL THE WAY THREW GOOD AND THREW BAD TIMES
Sure, champ! My favorite part is his search for the hottest "Armenian bueaty":
THERE WILL BE A CONTEST OF THE BEST ARMENIAN GIRL ONLINE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE IN IT EMAIL ME THEN WE WILL LOOK AT YOUR PIC AND ASK YOU A COUPLE OF QUESTION THERE IS NO DEADLINE FOR NOW BUT HURY GET IN YOUR PIC TODAY SEND IT TO ME NOW
There aren't any pictures up, so I assume nobody took him up on his offer. There is also lots of other fun stuff, like a jokes page, a humorous cartoon page, poems, and fascinating facts. Kill me now.
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