ZAks WEB Site, submitted by J. In addition to having a retard version of my name attached to the site, ZAks WEB Site is one of the ugliest ALoDs to cross my desk in quite some time. It has shitty animations, a hideous and garish pink background, links to unidentified zip files, Star Trek crap, and a great idea for a Jokes page that compiles all of the hottest hits your idiot friends and relatives forward to you via e-mail.
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.
This is due to the fact that
40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
30% of the time it is hard up,
20% of the time it is pissed off and
10% of the time it's in the hole.
It has two dependents, but they're nuts.
It's hilarious AND informative! Be sure to check out some of ZAk's mind-bogglingly shitty magic-eye images and thrill to the different midi embedded on every page and the mysterious missing plugins that the site repeatedly requests. It's a laugh a minute!
More fake science from the mainstream scientists: Dr. Schrodinger claims cat is dead, but cat is alive and a dog.
Yeah, I went there. And I'll go there again. Don't believe me? I'm there ALREADY.
These all just look like normal cats to me.
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.
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