ZAks WEB Site, submitted by J. In addition to having a retard version of my name attached to the site, ZAks WEB Site is one of the ugliest ALoDs to cross my desk in quite some time. It has shitty animations, a hideous and garish pink background, links to unidentified zip files, Star Trek crap, and a great idea for a Jokes page that compiles all of the hottest hits your idiot friends and relatives forward to you via e-mail.
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.
This is due to the fact that
40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
30% of the time it is hard up,
20% of the time it is pissed off and
10% of the time it's in the hole.
It has two dependents, but they're nuts.
It's hilarious AND informative! Be sure to check out some of ZAk's mind-bogglingly shitty magic-eye images and thrill to the different midi embedded on every page and the mysterious missing plugins that the site repeatedly requests. It's a laugh a minute!
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
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