Female Mask Homepage, submitted by R-Lo. Just when you'd though - prayed even - that you had seen samples of every fetish possible, a new fetish appears from left-field. What's worse is that it's not just one person who enjoys this fetish, oh no, thanks to the glory of the Internet they have hooked up into another bizzare community. Ladies and gentlemen, Something Awful is "proud" to present the horrors of Female Masks.
Debbie Fox - She has been a supporter for many years, now some new pictures.
Oh yeah, work it girlfriend, you got the looks to make the books! Hey, who is that sweet thing coming up on the cat walk? Why it's White Orchid!
A friend from Norway, White Orchid is a fan of the DC Adventure Comics character "Black Orchid", thus her name.
OH MY GOD THAT IS FUCKING HAUNTING. I wonder what monster is lurking behind the next door of woe? Will you look at that, it's...HOLY FUCK WHAT IS IT?
Morganna is very much involved in costuming, makeup, role playing and recently masking. Although Marti and Morganna have never met, we both were at WorldCon held in Chicago in 2000.
NOOOOOOOooooooooooo! That fucking thing was in my city? In case you haven't guessed these monsters straight from the nightmares of H.P. Lovecraft are actually men dressed as women who are also wearing homemade latex masks. There are a number of them on the site and each of them is more horrifying than the last. Their dead eyes bore straight to your soul and leave it as empty as a black hole. Please readers, for once, do not go to this site. It is for your own good.
Not only does this site feature page after page of the lumpy faced hell-harlots, but it also features fan fiction, some crazy religious group, and a chat room for them to talk about how to make themselves look even scarier. Once again, I strongly advise against visiting this site, but if you must then do so at your own risk.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.