Matthew's Great Page, submitted by Ryan. Matthew is a hyperactive little kid with a passion for two things: Jesus Christ and Microsoft's Xbox console. Why he loves these things so much I really don't understand, I mean the Xbox is okay, but Jesus? That's so lame.
Hey, my name is Matthew Smith. I love God! If you are looking for a sign from God this is it!
I'm a Christian and I am from the Great Iowa. My favorite sports are basketball, football, soccer, golf, and Instant Messaging people.(That's more than 1, I guess). Flying stunt kites is also another one of my hobbies.
Matthew also is apparently "SWEETISH" which I guess means Swedish although very little on his site makes any sense at all. I did finally manage to figure out why he loved Xbox and Jesus so much and the answer was staring me in the face on every single page; he's fucking batshit insane. Hey, flying stunt kites is pretty cool though, because nothing is more badass than doing stunts with a sheet tied to a string that crashes immediately into the ground whenever there is a sudden shift in the wind.
PS: Feel free to sign his SWEETISH GUESTBOOK!! as I'm sure Matthew would enjoy knowing just how much you love the Lord and hate sins.
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